hotelmanosuke:

IMLAUGHING RELLAY HAHR D BEBARs ARE IN

theyellowbrickroad:

i had a bunch of drinks and snacks and the cashier at the gas station was like “oh are you havin a movie night?” and as he handed me the change i was like “no im just fat” and walked away

captaincanadiaa:

borgiabutts:

christian dubstep

in the name of the father
of the father
of the father

the son son son son

……..

and the holy ghost

WUB WUB WHIII WHIII WHIII WURRRRR WUR WUR WURR WUB WUB WIGGY WIGGY WURRRR WUR WUR WURR

nicklugo:

pimpmasterampora:

ＹＥＳ Ｉ ＡＭ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ ＳＡＴＡＮ. ＹＥＳ Ｉ ＰＬＡＹ ＶＩＤＥＯ ＧＡＭＥＳ

you tried and that’s all that matters son. i pat you on the head. come inside, your mother baked you cookies and got you a brand new Yu Gi Oh deck

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG